A bleached wheat-based bun. A chunk of mangled meat. Some random vegetables we can pretend are healthy. Huh! How does a hamburger still sound delicious even when I use descriptions that are deeply unattractive? Gimme some of that bleached bun.
Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They're smaller than aMinibut bigger than aMicro(that's 5-6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]